Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Why did the Chicken cross the road?
GEORGE W BUSH We doesn’t care why the chicken crost the road. We jus wan ta know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. Ya’ know? See, the chicken, well, it’s either for us, or, or, (pause) or against us. There is no middle ground.
COLIN POWELL Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
TONY BLAIR I agree with George.
DR SEUSS Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
KATIE COURIC Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its dream of crossing the road.
JOHN LENNON Imagine all the chickens, crossing all the roads;You may say, I’m hen pecked, but I’m not the only one,
Let’s hope that one day; all the chickens will cross as one.
ARISTOTLE It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX It was an historic inevitability.
RONALD REAGAN What chicken?
SIGMUND FREUD The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES eChicken2007 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, too. Big ones.
ALBERT EINSTEIN Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the other side cross to it?
BILL CLINTON What is your definition of ‘road’?
THE BIBLE And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the chicken:
“THOU SHALT CROSS THE ROAD. And the chicken didst cross the road, and there was rejoicing.
COLONEL SANDERS Did I miss one?
HOMER SIMPSON Mmmmmmmmm . . . . c h i c k e n
CARL SAGAN There are billions and billions of chickens; how can we hope to learn the reasons, except through science!
ANDY WARHOL It’s okay, there are more and more and more coming…
DICK CHENEY Why, indeed! Ha! ‘Cause I got a gun, damnit!
KARL ROVE I told it to.
DONALD RUMSFELD I’m telling you all, it did not. Why you come here and accuse this administration of doing things that just haven’t happened, I don’t know. Look, our boys are doing a hellava good job over there, and that’s all I have to say.
JESUS It was Judas who crossed The Road!
BUDDHA It was emptier there.
SHAKESPEARE “…yet, a fowl it may-be, Horatio:
A chic-hen possess’s finer foresight, ‘a-last.”
Adopted, adapted, added from http://www.hints-n-tips.com/humor.htm
GEORGE W BUSH We doesn’t care why the chicken crost the road. We jus wan ta know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. Ya’ know? See, the chicken, well, it’s either for us, or, or, (pause) or against us. There is no middle ground.
COLIN POWELL Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
TONY BLAIR I agree with George.
DR SEUSS Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
KATIE COURIC Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its dream of crossing the road.
JOHN LENNON Imagine all the chickens, crossing all the roads;You may say, I’m hen pecked, but I’m not the only one,
Let’s hope that one day; all the chickens will cross as one.
ARISTOTLE It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX It was an historic inevitability.
RONALD REAGAN What chicken?
SIGMUND FREUD The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES eChicken2007 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, too. Big ones.
ALBERT EINSTEIN Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the other side cross to it?
BILL CLINTON What is your definition of ‘road’?
THE BIBLE And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the chicken:
“THOU SHALT CROSS THE ROAD. And the chicken didst cross the road, and there was rejoicing.
COLONEL SANDERS Did I miss one?
HOMER SIMPSON Mmmmmmmmm . . . . c h i c k e n
CARL SAGAN There are billions and billions of chickens; how can we hope to learn the reasons, except through science!
ANDY WARHOL It’s okay, there are more and more and more coming…
DICK CHENEY Why, indeed! Ha! ‘Cause I got a gun, damnit!
KARL ROVE I told it to.
DONALD RUMSFELD I’m telling you all, it did not. Why you come here and accuse this administration of doing things that just haven’t happened, I don’t know. Look, our boys are doing a hellava good job over there, and that’s all I have to say.
JESUS It was Judas who crossed The Road!
BUDDHA It was emptier there.
SHAKESPEARE “…yet, a fowl it may-be, Horatio:
A chic-hen possess’s finer foresight, ‘a-last.”
Adopted, adapted, added from http://www.hints-n-tips.com/humor.htm
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